Look carefully.

Look carefully. You may see a sweet puppy who's just perfect for your home. Look deeper. See the teeth that will chew your cupboards, your baseboards, your toothbrush? See the lithe body that will whip out the front door given the slightest chance, sending you, panicked, down the street, hoping the little whippersnapper doesn't get KILLED in the busy traffic? See the neck, ready to give you whiplash as she pulls so hard on the leash with no break? See the tail that will knock your wine glass off the coffee table faster than you can scream, "Sit!"?

Beware. Looks like a puppy; is the spawn of Satan. Satan, I tell you!

You may think it's been 11 yrs since Max was a puppy... I'm here to swear I remember it all. So clearly. Anyone know of an 8 yr old Lab up for adoption?

(the above puppy is offered through a Rescue group. Don't worry; she'll be placed in some unsuspecting fool's house in no time. Don't do it, man!)